Dish duty just got a whole lot more entertaining. Say hello to the Badge Parch Tea Towel – the sassiest, quirkiest large tea towel your kitchen has ever seen. Covered in playful badge-style patches, this cotton tea towel is basically a whole mood board of mischief. Think bold stripes, loud personality, cheeky one-liners like Saucy Bitch, Master Baker, Extra Dirty, Cheese Slut, Hangry, and Bite Me. It’s edgy, it’s naughty in the cutest way, and it's guaranteed to make your guests laugh. Honestly, drying plates has never looked so fun. Soft, absorbent and sturdy enough for all your daily kitchen chaos, this tea towel isn’t just here to look fabulous – though it does that extremely well. Hang it over your oven door for instant attitude or gift it to that friend who appreciates humour with a side of spice. - Badge Patch Tea Towel - Measures: W70cm x H50cm - Material: Cotton - Machine Washable

Last updated: 09/12/25

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